So…this aint ya recap. This is just my thoughts on Scandal. I’m going to try to get these out earlier from here on out but the idea was last minute and the end of the week/weekend was busy. ok…OKAY…cool.
So, let’s dive right in…
OLITZ…ion really have many cares. I’m all for love but they bore me now. I think the Romeo and Juliet situationship (although I don’t condone adultery..and guess what…it’s A TV SHOW…NOT REALITY…that disclaimer aint really necessary …but anyway) was fitting for them and it made things more interesting. A show with them together is SNOOZEVILLE. I was really like why Fitz in a hurry anyway. If you leaving Mellie because you don’t love her…that don’t mean you have to suddenly be with Liv. Son…let your term ride out and then get with her after …publicly. But sidebar…don’t they do the WORST job hiding it!!
I’m hoping this “leak” was to get us away from that foolery.
Can i just say that I’m happy Liv is back to doing her thing when it comes to her JOB. A heffa gets kidnapped and tortured and then don’t want to go to work for a whole season. SHAME ON HER!! Even though I called the Queen being the villian like IMMEJIATELY it was still a nice little ode to why we love scandal.
This was also the episode of everyone showing their hands TOO DAMN EARLY. This is what clued me in to too much. Lizzie, Fitz, the Queen…every one was slipping…just…SHUT UP ALREADY because you setting yourself up.
You’d roll up on me like “WHY HATH THEE BETRAYED-ED ME” and I’d be straight up like
So…not like a whole episode didn’t happen but can we discuss the last .00345 seconds when ISH GOT REAL!! This affair done leaked out twice. Fool me once…shame on you…fool me twice: YOU AINT FOOLING ME TWICE. There’s gonna be some serious maneuvering to get around this. So…the culprits…i have TWO thoughts. The first and the one I’ve thought though the most:
CYRAMEL (Cyrus and Mellie): So Mellie ran all up on Cy and asked him for help and he hit her with the smooth
But she starting crying and they cut away…BUT I AINT FORGET. I KNOWS HE BROKE DOWN.
So…the leak of this information. Neither one of them are really Liv fans right now…so meh…and they both bothered by Fitz but they need to get back into his graces for their own means. Leaking the affair kind of does that. It also STOMPS on Lizzy who showed her hand too early to Mellie. If something of this caliber happens on HER WATCH…she’s out. As well, you really need a replacement that you can trust…CYRUS!!
As part of the coverup…the divorce may not happen right away…as Mellie wants. So Cyramel gets what they want and take down Lizzie in the process and leave Liv out to get her own ass out of the hot water. They dont really care about her because she aint concernT about them.
So my other theory…and it’s really not it’s own theory. It’s more of a HOW to the Cyramel theory. The two of them don’t have access to the White House like that any more (unless they worked with red and Lizzy which i doubt for SEVERAL reasons but it’s Shonda so you never know). A lot of this footage was RECENT and hard to get. The only other time that footage like that has been shown …it was gathered by BG13
Even though we know that Fitz is pissed at Mellie…not because she killed those people…but because she unknowingly worked with the man who killed their son…we also know that Cyrus has been low key working with Rowan/Eli the WHOLE TIME. He was like the only person Cy feared. AS well…We left season 4 with Eli in jail and baby he was PISSED to the highest level of PISSITIVITY!! OK!!
Am i the only one who is ready for Sally to be funeralized and for once…I’M ALL FOR QUIN. #gobestfran
And in closing…Liv is an aint shit friend to RED…like son…as well Huck needs a whole lot of help. I hope Jake has some Jesus juice for Huck.
Also..can anyone provide the transcript of Liv’s speech to Huck about not being able to fix it because his Cray is abober her paygrade STRAIGHT TO IYANLA!! She needs to learn it and apply it …ALWAYS!!
What were yall’s thought?