Dating Dilemmas

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Waiting on Amazon Prime to send my Husband

So after dating in these DMV area streets and being in the online dating streets, I decided that I needed to look into a tried and true method for getting things delivered: Amazon Prime. Usually, when folks ask where the men are, I usually say they are at Target in the Clearance section.  Just because you don’t see their value initially doesn’t mean they aren’t everything you wanted.  The issue is that EVERYONE stays in Target.  So, by the time I get to end caps…all the husbands are gone. So, the most convenient thing on the planet right now is Amazon Prime, so I’ll go there.  I don’t believe they...

I Quit Online Dating

I was burnt completely out of online dating.  So, I quit online dating! Will it be forever? Nope.  Mostly it was just for the month of August.  I deleted all the apps from my phone: Tinder, Bumble, PoF, and OKCupid.  I feel like SoulSwype was deleted before the mass deletion but anyway.  I just needed to get away from it because it was driving me crazy. You see, I’m at a weird place where I want to meet people and go out on dates but I don’t go out that much for several reasons.  I typically also don’t meet a lot of men when I’m out.  So Online dating is...

Lemonade Lyrics that make me want to stay SINGLE

There have been countless think pieces on Lemonade in the last 3 weeks.  I swear this is why folks have Beyonce classes in college because I swear yall be STUDYING BEYONCE.  Hell…I be studying Beyonce (and a few other artists) and y’all know I hate studying.  But when folks give you a damn good piece of material to study…you study that ish!  And the Lemonade Lyrics really had me like…that’s that good material. Anyway…I’ve been doing a lot of talking and thinking about relationships lately and at this point…I feel like Birdman Beyonce certainly did not help with some of the lyrics on Lemonade.  Sometimes I be so caught up...

ONLINE DATING TIPS FOR MEN

While I feel like some of these tips are for EVERYBODY, I just feel like I need to minister to my brothers on the innawebs tryna find bae.  Some of you just need your spirit and profiles lifted a little bit.  Don’t let your profile keep you from choosing your Queen.      1. If you put something in the about me section that doesn’t mean that you wont have anything to talk about elsewhere. If filling up the about me section tells me everything i need to know about you. That is INDEED all i need to know about you. NEXT     2. When you take pictures –...

The Men You Meet While Online Dating

So now that I’ve made you privy to the signs of online dating.  I thought I’d help you out and give you a clue to some of the guys you’ll come across when you are online dating.  IF any fellas are reading this…let me know some women you meet because…I wouldn’t know…all I know is me and I’M AWESOME! 🙂 1.The Child Left Behind Do not pass go.  Do not collect $200.  GO DIRECTLY TO “DELETE”.  There are certain grammatical errors that are easily committed.  There are certain errors that are acceptable.  There’s slang.  There are contemporary urban colloquialisms.  But BABY…the errors that “The Child Left Behind” makes will make...

The Stages of Online Dating

So, we’re all out here in these streets dating or we’ve all been out here.  We are out here feeling ourselves.  We know who we are, what we want, that we fine as hell, we are smart as hell, and all around EVERYTHING!   SO…you may start to wonder, where is BAE!  I’m all of Everything…except… Stage 1: So you decide to venture into the dating scene but you may be like you know what…I don’t do clubs…I don’t do bars…and I’m really really really ridiculously adulting.  So pretty much, I just go to work, home, the grocery store, and the dollar store. LOL (Don’t judge me).  So you say....