I see all of y’all out here being disrespectful. A friend told me yesterday “I really enjoyed wearing tights and boots today ” I almost hung up on her because her friendship was not what God wanted for my life on that moment. But Beyonce taught me benevolence so I gave her a chance to explain. She said well she’s ok with a certain range of temperatures. So i said cool BUT FALL IS A GATEWAY DRUG…to WINTER! It’s so shady it has two names…a street name, Fall, and a legal name, AutumnFALL IS A GATEWAY DRUG...to WINTER! Click To Tweet
This is how they lure you in. They make you feel like it’s so cute to wear layers…boots, cardigans, and my bestie leggings. Like yooo i look fly on several layers. I’m a well dressed lasagna!
Then there’s the pumpkin. Some of y’all have an unhealthy obsession with pumpkin. But Pumpkin spice is here and it’s EVERYWHERE! But in better Fall flavors…There’s apple cider and cider donuts and hayrides at the pumpkin patches. It makes you feel all warm
Don’t be fooled by Fall
Then they give us the holidays …Halloween…dress up be merry and buy copious amounts of candy and pretend it’s for children. But i know you turn your lights off and eat it. Thanksgiving even gives you all the food you ever wanted in life. Carbs don’t count on thanksgiving and Aunt Linda knows her role and only asks to help. She’s not allowed though.Make America Summer Again Click To Tweet
The best tv shows are back. Scandal, HTGAWM, The Walking Dead, Empire, RHOA, *insert your fav here* ! They Byke!
All this shit has y’all SWINDLED and Hood winked! It has y’all having good feelings about the Fall. But next thing you know you are going to get socked in the stomach by 2 degree weather and blistering windchill. You are going to need the full armor of God just to run to your car.
The only good thing about winter is Snow days. And you know what… those aren’t guaranteed. Every winter I feel like i need a refund because I didn’t get the snow days I paid for.
So before you go out here wearing leggings and boots and sipping pumpkin spice lattes with visions of turkey and dressing dancing in your head…remember Fall is a Gateway drug
Make America Summer Again